So now that the reports of a confrontation between New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his former receiver Randy Moss over their appearances has been debunked by all concerned parties, you would think we had heard the last of Mr. Brady’s hair issues.
We already know Brady’s supermodel wife, Gisele Bundschen, won’t allow him to cut his flowing locks, but now teenage singing sensation Justin Bieber is going on record — literally — to stake his proprietary claim to the quarterback’s hairstyle.
In his first foray into the rap genre, Bieber steps to the microphone in a video making its rounds on YouTube and while pretending to throw an imaginary football he raps, “Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to that guy that sings ‘Baby.'”
The name of Bieber’s single is “Speaking In Tongues,” and suffice it to say he better not quit his day job as Eminem and Jay-Z have nothing to fear. Still, the fact that a 16-year-old pop star is now taking shots at a three-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback has got to be disconcerting to Brady.
At this point he’d be better off just getting it over with and grabbing a pair of scissors so that the focus can come off his head and back to the football field.