Took me a while to decide if I should make a post on this and even as I’m typing this I’m having second thoughts. But this is something JB’s gonna find out really soon so I thought you might be interested in what’s going on.
Alfredo Flores just posted a very interesting tweet to Justin:
@JustinBieber WAIT until I show you what I just found… OMG just wait. #DEAD -__- HINT: D.B.S
What Alfredo found was a blog on Tumblr called Dirty Bieber Secrets. There is no info on who runs it but it looks like someone who should be put in jail. What this site is is that it takes Justin Bieber’s fans submissions and posts them. These submissions are all sexual fantasies of what they want Justin to do to them. I can’t believe some perv would set up a website like this asking people to send in dirty thoughts of what they want from JB. It makes us Beliebers look bad if Justin finds out and Justin is gonna find out any minute now.
I want to post some of the things they post about Justin on here but I can’t find one that’s not so dirty. So what I’m gonna do is post just one example of what this site is all about. Warning to people who are young: You are gonna get grossed out. So if you don’t want to be grossed out do not put your mouse over the picture below:
I have a feeling this site will be taken down very soon. Either by the pressures of other Beliebers, by guilt, or by Tumblr themselves on the request of Justin.
UPDATE: I was right. Dirty Bieber Secrets has been taken down by Tumblr. ALSO READ: “When A Gay Adult Man Poses As A Teenage Girl Belieber To Make Money“
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PERVVVVVV
i totally thats the grosssest thing i ever heard..:(
i agree!!!!! that is super gross
OMGGG! THATS SOOO FUCKING DESCUSTINGG! I CANT BELEVE THIS?!! WHAT KIND OF BELEBERS R U???! :O
Yes some well most of it is gross. But it’s natural, the person that made the site can’t be arrested or go to jail it’s not illegal. Unless they’ve got child porn on the site
i agree u guys are not beliebers!!!
they r some beliebers who, no matter what, wanna f**k him so bad.. leave them alone, let them have their dreams..because everyone is diffrent.. so u gotta accept that whether u like it or not.. and this goes out to everyone too..
omg he is so boom i will suck his dick
same here thats grody
-Puke-
Ya dis shit is nasty
I want to see his dick
Got a magnifying glass?
Paula.
yes i would like to see his dick to and maybe wank it
With tweezers
What da f**k?!?!?!?!?!?!? You nasty!!
That is gross! … Yes I love him but not like that!
Yes me to I want to see his dick and have sex with him lol that will be the best thing ever!!!!!!!
Don’t blame ya there
wow!!!you guys are gross i hope justin bieber reads what you guys are writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U suck. Y don’t u just suck his dick.
Haha lol
YOU R SICK!
u r fuking descusting
how old are guys talking about justin biebers man parts i hope justin bieber reads this and arrest all of you for sexualy saying about justin bieber does your parents know you are saying this at night when you should be in bed and not on the computer or phone of tablet that late at night do i suggest you play hair games shop for clothes not saying nasty shit on the computer u guys should have brain the goverment sees this and u can get arrest for saying ths crap online
I HAT HIM HES A PURV……
shut up, jealous much
what tha fuck is wrong wit yall
dum asses
How can u be the judge on if he’s a pervert. If you have nothing nice 2 to say about Justindont comment,and if you people dont like why do u waste ur time looking for him om the net.
you better brake up with her now.NOW.or im going to get MAD do it now.so fuck you.
Jutin bieber is the wrist person that sings. I hate him soo much. I hope he would be in jail for what he did. He punched kids in the face.and beiber fans I hope u enjoy this message u suck for justin.
IF YOUR NAME IS AWKWARD WELL YOU BETTER BACK OF BECAUSE I AM NOT SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT SUCKING HIS DICK!!!!
shit
I would want to suck his penus and have horny sex with him
Ewwwwww un freaking belieb able I mean what nasty……mutha tucka would do that . Eeeeewwww some r kids 2. ………….very nasty
Grossssss eww what kind of person would say something like that
What does it say? cant see properly
u are so gross i us to like u but now i hate u for all my guts
Got dat right..hah
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross
I love Justin Bieber
peole need to leave the kid alone he doesnt deserve this some peole are really discusting
That is true everyone leave him alone let him be did JB ever do anything bad to you no exacly so there’s no reason
I want his dick in me
Me to I want to suck that fucking dick but we should at least be nicer to him I ,mean maybe this could ruoun his corir
you suck
Who doesn’t he so hot. I mean u don’t know how many times I had a dream of him fucking me.
OMG!!! you said it girl!!!
Omg that would feel so good sperm on me
Fuck u guys……..justin beiber must be really pissed off that you guys would even make a sight like this watch him call all of U nasty people out on all this shit……I mean yea justin beiber is really hot but that don’t mean you gotta say all this shit about his dick!!!!!!!
You guys should be nicer to him
Eww that perv! That’s y I Neva liked him!!!!!
Ok dipshit it wasn’t Justin’s fault. It was beliebers. Talkin bout some “that’s why I never liked him!” Nigga puh-lease. SWERVE
i have seen worst… this doesn’t surprise me
i caint believe that wat did justin do to deserve that thats just people who caint find a life and do something they should just take jbs advice and believe ! and everythings not gonna be alright u are soo mean u really should be locked up :0
thank you clionagh
i have a public statement to make tonight , and that is just for the mexican gir actress named , miss selena marie gomez , i david conway , i love to see selena marie gomez just to be a care foot and prenant just with justin bieber , love david b conway
i love to see selena gomez , bare foot and pregnant , love david b conway
Anonamus shut up your a purge you don’t ever know how to write bitch so fuck you
OMG that is soooooo discusting how could you even say that you nasty pervert
Well guess what you a bitch fat freak you slut butt hole
Y’all honestly call urselves beliebers that’s sooo stupid. He is a boy just a boy. And yes I myself enjoy his music but to that’s all his personal life is his. He can be with j-lo in the bedroom for all I care. He craps just like me and you and wipes his own butt now y’all picture that not so hott is it. This boy yeah has an amazing story and background but like I said he is a boy with his own personality and ways I care nothing more about him than his music. If you read these post it makes you realize that there r millions of psychos out there.
Psychos like all y’all bliebers or how ever you all spell it! Y’all over the age of 15 r pathetic
I hate you so much abby is right your a fucking ho slut bitch what are you 85 you talk like you know every thing abby im on your side
hey lay off how would you like it if someone did that to you.Leave justin alone hes a boy for cring out loud so ya’ll leave him alone or your done
eople need to stop cause thats fucking gross on so many diffrent levels like come on people STOP hes just a normal person like the rest of us he doesnt want to be treated like this yeah hes a popsinsation but still how would u people like it if someone was doing this to u u probably wouldnt like i hope u wouldnt he doesnt like it so stop end it for justin
PERVERT
I. Agree this shit is. Nasty
What is your favorite one direction song Justin Bieber from Sam blase
Really!!!!!
Ewwwww what uhh so gross
U r sooo right, this website is horrifying.I feel so sorry for Justin right now. People these days. By the way only 12 and idk u sooo! ~bewares I bite ~
I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wth is wrong with these people man? That’s not the way to like our idol. It just breaks my heart to see that there are some people out there having the guts to post all these and not knowing about the consequences. What if Justin finds out about this (which I believe he did now)? What will he think about us Beliebers? We are here to support his music, his career & not about this! This is such a disgrace!
I KNOW RIGHT IT IS REALLY GROSS I MEAN I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER BUT NOT LIKE THAT GROSS ASS SHIT THOSE PEOPLE POST UGHHHH!!!!!
You are so right, cos I love him in a different ways too. My fantasy, as I’m sure yours is, is to dress him up as a civil war general, tie him to a giant redwood tree, then whip him with sticks of celery, right?
Dorvine.
nooooooooooooooooo not that leave him alone ass
You are totally right! I have the same opinion! I don’t understand how can they do these things!!
B arch there is nothin wrong with me or eny of the other B arches out there that fanticise bout Justine. Bet u eny money u do 2. so WTF do u have to say about that. Wat now!
You all are seriously overreacting. Yeah, some of the stuff is creepy and weird but it’s all in good fun. Honestly, Justin would probably think it’s hilarious. He’s an average 17-year-old boy with REAL HORMONES believe it or not, because yeah, hormones exist. Unles you’re like 10, you can’t honestly say you’ve never been horny before in your entire life. So grow up some and quit hating on it. It’s fun. It’s hilarious. It’s entertaining. Leave it at that.
Besides. It’s not like this is the first time this has happened. There are tons of dirty imagine tweets about Justin on Twitter, stories on fun140, youtube, and other sites…The truth of the matter is, people will do what they want. Move on.
AGREED
RIGHT. I agree with you. Some people are overreacting and this is not the first time, NOR WOULD IT BE THE LAST, when someone writes a sexual fantasy of Justin Bieber.
I also believe that those same people who are overreacting IS some of the people who actually submitted their Fantasies to “Dirty Bieber Secrets”. Some is just overreacting because of guilt and they are ashamed that they had something to do with the site. I’m also sure that those who are saying “It’s Disgusting”, gets h*rny from reading the Fantasies, but their afraid to admit it. EVERYONE has Hormones and EVERYONE has Sexual Fantasies. I have some too and their is nothing to be ashamed of.
It’s not like those Fantasies will come true anyway, so I don’t know why people are complaining. That’s why the site use the word, “Fantasies”.
Some people just need to leave the subject alone. I’m tired of hearing beliebers complaining that it’s “gross”. I know some things are kind of weird, but TRUST ME. If you are a belieber, I KNOW that you have Sexual Fantasies of Justin, so don’t act ALL INNOCENT just because everyone around you is.
Don’t act Brand New, Be yourself, And don’t be afraid to express your true feelings. <3
No, People really need to stop being so sensitive, AND people should just focus on his music not all that imature stuff.
I AGREE
I totally agree with FJ and speak the truth. Justin is a 17 year old boy who Im sure has seen much worse. I bet that this site will turn him on
im totally agreed with you!
Not being funny beliebers may or may not think about fantasies or whatever, but they don’t write them that is just sick, I mean how would you feel if someone was saying all that stuff about you?!?!?! So no people are not overreacting, it’s a normal response. People who wrote on that website need their heads examined!
OMG whats wrong with all of u?!I am 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wouldnt be talking u say nasty stuff all the time
if someone said that about me i’d be pretty flattered, if you don’t like it then don’t read it
If u r 10 please don’t listen to to these conversation
i don’t think i’m overreacting it’s just that gross but ya gotta remember if people already think like that is easy thinking about justin doing things like that like most of his fans are teen girl or the pre teen like me or like 10,3 ,8 really he’s got all ages of girls and if
your like 12 like me you problie won’t understand why people think
like that and yes justin has hormones so he problie thinks junk like that too he’s 17 so you gotta remember
FUCK OFF YOU NONCE, GO HAVE A WANK IF YOU HAVE SO MANY HORMONES
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS
See, I don’t like Justin Bieber but come on guys, he’s a normal teen guy with teenaged hormones and so are his fans. So everyone calm down. A lot of fans do this stuff with other bands but you don’t see the bands or fans getting all butthurt about it.
that is just disturbing! whoever made that blog needs major help! this just gives Beliebers and Selenators a bad rep.
WeRespectJustin & WeRespectSelena.
yeah you are totally right!!!!!!
im going to see what all the fuss is about
I don’t really like JB that much but that site is S-E-X-Y!
I hope the owner and everybody who posted on Dirty Bieber Secrets get at least or more hate than Selena, because they’re the people who actually deserve it.
Follow me on twitter
@LillieTennen
No one deserve hate, what are u thinking. Can u think about want u saying? You don’t know does people or me. It’s like hate a random person that sitting next to u in a bus.
Why think about hate at all? The world it’s wrong.
What if each person would think “We should not hate anyone!” instead of “We should hate the person because he/ he deserves to be hated more than he/she!”, then the world should be a little more beautiful … right now it’s ugly in many ways.
thats discusting and just wrong i’m 12 and can see that ugly wrong crappy images with descibive words when i read that i saw a bad image in my mind
I know right? I’m 12 going on 13 and i just looked at the website and read the 1st paragraph of the story, it was so gross, i couldnt keep reading.
I’m almost 13, and i dont think that this website is gross, i think its kinda hot. Thyr not pervs, these ppl are honest and arnt afraid to share their oppinions, everyone has fantasies of jb. ove on, stop acing like ur all 6, GROW UP!!!
U stupid
its not even funny dirty its honestly disgusting.. like no. i would be creeped out if this was about me like its bizarre
THAT SHIT IS REALLY DISGUSTING WHO EVER IS POSTING THAT CRAP SURE DOES HAVE A DIRTY ASS MIND I WOULDN’T EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO POST CRAP LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I’D BE EMBARRASSED I MEAN I DON’T LIKE JUSTIN LIKE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO KISS HIM OR MAKE OUT WITH HIM BUT I DON’T WANNA DO ANY OF THAT STUFF TO HIM THAT PERSON WAS POSTING ON THEIR BLOG SO PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME REPLY BACK I LOVE U JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Talk about perv? This site has a section for freakin bulge pictures….. and even had a picture of his dick outline…. and that had to be taken down. Isn’t this like the pot calling the kettle black?
Not only that…… how many girls want to marry Justin for his personality? Really? You want him cause he is attractive, has money, and is famous. Now that is disgusting. None of us really know what Justin is like. So lets grow up and stop making a big deal out of this.
Amen dude. I totally agree with you. People need to take a look at themselves first before they judge others.
bhycct
if Justin takes down the tumblr blog its just gonna create a HUGE uproar in the media! Celine Dion’s LAWYERS (NOT celine her LAWYERS) did the same to a blog on tumblr about crappy pics of her and she got so much shit talked about her by blog And if Justin did it the same would happen to him. (especially cause HE personally would shut them down) Everybody would go against him and he will have like triple the amount of haters he already has LOL
OMG !! HAHAHA !!! i read all the D.B.S i like this haha it’s just funny LOOOL
(Sorry my english is not good)
jjajaja esto es tan ajajaja no puedo creer que justin ya pudo leer esto
you should let hat girl have her own fantasy,you don’t have to share it with us. sorry but you are a beliber,whrite about him,not porno! XOXO
i am your great fan
ive seen the blog before when i was on tumblr and its the grossest, sickest thing ever. its so stupid and weird. it makes justins fans look so bad and weird. its just wrong.
It’s disgusting but justin is a guy. He’s gonna laugh his ass off.
THIS IS SO STUPID. perverted assholes who daydream nonsense. PISS OFF! u think this is nice? This is pathetic, sweetie.
I knows you Kaylee, cause you is the one what wrote the thing about the beeb be lickin off squirt juice at the start o this shit!
Yo IP address check out sister, so give it up!
Lorise
i know her twitter shes a friend of mine
eww eww that’s gross why would anyone write this ?
Hi guys, I’m Brazilian:)
Then I read, I think it’s a stupid thing, the girl (the) who did this is an idiot!
Xoxo!
@ Tasb04
The girl who did this is a relative of Mort Huostonhouse the third. She got issues after her rap career went south. This whole thing hate speech on J because he’s got talent.
Love you J. Drew.
Tem alguém brasileiro(a) aqui ? (Translation: Somebody Brazilian (a) here?)
this web is for whole world, I’m Iranian and I’m stranger here like you
The girls that write this shoudnt call themselves beliebers or bieber fans. They just wanna sleep with him, nothing more. This is so gross. Your fantasies should be kept to yourself , not on a website that someone can see them. Justin would probably get “excited” if u know what im mean. Hes a 17 year old boy with crazy hormones.
ppl r perv… nuff said
This whole situation just pisses me off. First of all how old are you people that are hating on this blog? You must not have hit puberty yet, so of course you don’t understand this blog. All of us older fans love it! I’ve been following this blog since the beginning. The girl who runs it is 17 and a really sweet girl, so don’t talk shit about her! Theres nothing wrong with having sexual fantasies and sharing them with other fans. FYI I have Justins tumblr and he looked at this site a while ago. He said that it made him laugh and made him horny. He’s a dude so of course he’s gonna love this stuff. Once all of you little girls grow up and get your periods….. you will love it to. So until then STFU!
okay, patricia.
i am ususally not mean but what is wrong with u?
i mean yeah we shouldnt be freaking about this but what you said is totally offensive. if you were a real believer you wouldnt type that, putting other people down on a JB website!!! hahah well anyway i love you justin!!!!!
Dude get your facts straight. Read what you say before you say it. And next time, try and understan what you are saying before you click/press the Submit button. I can tell that you are scared of us because your “name” is ‘Anonymous’.
you guys need to stop fihgting jb is just one peice of hot meat but he is still a human being so just stfu and by the way i have jbs real number i know it beacause i went to his concert and begged him for it and i am texting him while i speak he said he is really horny about this s*** and he just really want you guys to be nice to each other.
Yeah, I loves him 2 right here from my cell on death row.
I wish he was here right now.
Norman
Nicely said:) u do have a point justin is grown now and he knows what’s right
Patrisha you have made a reeeeaaaaalllyyy good point here. Especially when you said what you said about the girl who owns this site. We should ALL apreciate what she has done for us. I go on this site EVERY day that I can.
In regars to little people thinking that it’s gross, ofcourse it is going to be(for you only) I am 15, and I know that any girl that has gone through puberty or still is, would know that Dirty Bieber Secrets is actually fun, and is a great way to show other beliebers your fanticies without revealing your identity.
You all need to grow up, and shut up! It’s as simple as counting to three. Oh wait, some people on this site might be to… uhmm… young? to do that even.
Well anyway, byeeee<3
p.s I love this site<3
Where is my facebook like button? :’(
well I’m 13 gone through all the stupid puberty crap. I LUV THIS SHIT!!! and all u older teens u need to take it easy on the younger chillens’ cuz the dont understand how cool it is. i mean i agree with you bout them being too young and not understanding but take it easy on them.
You are damned straight on that honey. I wanna stuff me some Beeeeber!
Lance.
Yo that’s not cool. If Justin found this out soon, he would flip and hate all his fans!!!! Who the FCK would right that!!!!!:s
yeap agreed
o yeah i agree
Dana read my comment up there. Justin already knows about DBS and he doesn’t care. He even follows them on tumblr and thinks they’re funny. How do I know this? I have his tumblr and he posted about it this morning. He said he ain’t mad about it.
Put me in a dark room with his Venician barbecue, and I’ll have me a good time!
Mark.
i love bieber and im his biggest fan and thats is minging everyone knows bieber wouldnt such a thing who ever wrote is the most dirtiest person ever the police should get involved
ok i dont think that website is a good idea and why would someone make that?
i
I wanna pump that unstuffed turkey like it was Thanks Giving!
Eeew how could you do somtihng like that Eeew Eeew its nasty if i know you i will come and cick your ass and then i will put you in a hspital for the carzy people
i know its grossssssssssssss ew
Okay, after reading the first sentence i HAD to scroll down. I think Justin will be just be like ok ew theres some weird beliebers but I dont think he will really care.. But thats site needs to be taken down its nasty and inappropiate… Hes only 17 and they want to do all these things and he isnt even totally grown!
I really dont think justin will think this site is eww because if your a teenager (like me) you get turned on by this crap! Hahaha anyway he’s ethier gonna laugh his ass of when he sees this or get horny. HE’S A TEENAGER HE’S NOT GONNA SAY EWW I DON’T WANT GIRLS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!! Your propbally 8 so you dont get this stuff yet….
he’ll problie read that someone wants to be spanked by him and why and then laugh and laugh and think it’s really funny think about it look justin bieber horomes 1,2,and 3 and tell me he thinks it gross really? if he stares at people butts and stuff do u think he’ll be
upset
I once had a dream about meeting him backstage at a charity concert for victims of some hurricane, tsunami, or some shit like that, then getting him to sign my manhood. But now I just have a wish that he will come here to my home state and be part of the occupy Brown Alley movement.
J. Brown
I heard from a friend of mine, Ramone, who walks the ‘slow street’, if you know what I mean? That he has an abnormally undersized d**k, four nipples, and a birthmark right in his ass crack.
And he once smoked a joint while on the ghost train at a famous amusement park.
Carmine.
You are a god J.B who needs some care and attention from one of us guys here in the state pen. We’ll look after you honey.
Hey bro! is you the Sharnell what’s held up the savings and loans in pony town? Shit, yo ass was all over the news!
Din
Hell no bro, I got sent here for some beef with a cop when I was at the ocupy wall street gig. Judge gave me a year for resisting arrest cause I was tryin to help a pregnant lady who was getting pepper spray in her face.
Justice, huh?
Sharnell
Hell no bro, I got sent here for some beef with a cop when I was at the ocupy wall street gig. Judge gave me a year for resisting arrest cause I was tryin to help a pregnant lady who was getting pepper spray in her face.
Justice, huh?
Sharnell
Sorry bro, I meant to write to the Dman in the name part, my bad.
Sharnell.
I gots word he like playin for the other side if you knows what im sayin. Thats fine by me cause i likes a bit of the velvet eggplant if you know what im sayin.
Mo
THATS SOOOOOO GROSSS why do people think like that!!!!!!! what a bunch of pervvvvvssss
You are so right, ’cause I would never want to chase his fox hound, goover his chicken soup goblet, or crash dive his pinapple twist.
These people writing this stuff are sick!
Bunch of green duba quombos!
Marty.
I think y’all all r obsessed and stupid belibers wtf
He is a boy just a boy nothing special he craps and farts like all of us.
And smells no better
True as the day is long dude. I met him at a hotel recently after a concert, and he crapped on my chest, and farted in my face.
He never left a tip though, but he kept the video tape, which I’m sure he’ll release on the internet soon.
Ramone.
u r truly crazy u need help
Hiya Ramone, how’ it going?
I got the same treatment after his concert up here in C**** West L*******. He basically had drunk way too many sodas, and sprayed mud all over my chest, which was a pain, ’cause I have a lot of chest hair, and it took so long to wash out.
Oh, and he didn’t fart in my face, but into a plastic bag, then sighned it for me. I still have it, but I’m waiting to enjoy the experience of sniffing it when I’m at his next concert.
Love you Ramone, brothers in poop, Oli!
I say this is wrong, and you should all have more respect for Justin.
Carla.
Hhe say he can fart out the tunes to miami vice in the tv interview on u tube. So funn, but he do it! Check it out.
Where’s the link?
Stacy
Hey Grenecio, just saw the vid on U toob, awesome. He really can fart the whole tune!
Ivana. (Kisses)
What do you think his farts smell of? I gotta say sunflowers, cause thats what i like.
Kayleen
His farts are non of your bizzness pervvvvvssssss.
J.B is a person, so just stop this crap, okay!
Kirsty M
I bet he gonna let rip with a broccoli type tasty quack, cause I sure think he eats them greens.
Herb
Hey guys, gotta share this story with ya about when I was in a restroom one time, and in walks the beeb hiself. So he looks over at me and smiles, then pulls down his pants, and says, “Watch this dude,” then sits on the sink and drops a brown trout into it. Then he just pulled up his pants and left. Dirty fuck never even washed his hands!
Rick
I bet if he squats down on your face and passes gas you can taste it! All that beef jerky he eats must build up a stench pocket in his gut, and when he lets that mother loose in your nostrils, it’s gonna take your breath away, litterally!
Kayle.
O my god Really You guys need to like someone else What about Jessie McCartney he’s cute
Can you imagine what it would be like to see him treacle his wash pooger, and then gorble his lot bubble in a tire stash?
Awsome image!
Jonathan.
I would love to squeeze my man sweaty boobs on the sides of his face, then watch him eat a whole can of spraycheese in one go, which then makes him barf all over my face.
Cool, yeah!
Corey
I would reall like to feel his warm *** land on my ***** while he touched my *******, then put his other hand on my ******* at the same time so I could *****like a crazy thing.
I love you J, Clarissa.
I dream of his hair, and him shaving it off with a sharpened spoon like back in the old days when I was a kid in Texas.
Wow!
No, you don’t understand.
We love him more than anything. He means the world to us.
So, if some of us want to share our pery thoughts we can.
Excuse please, what is ‘pery thoughts’?
Vladimer.
I love the thought of him being tied to the back of an ostrich which is on some mind altering drug, then shoot at him with paint balls as he screams for help, and tries to get free.
YMAN!
I agree
I wanna fill an old bathtub fulla whale sperm an then jump in it with his photo clutched in my asscrack, then pull it out and fax a copy to my uncle who works for a major car manufacturer.
Red.
I’d say that the best thing to do with him is dress him up as a giant hotdog, then spray him with your mustard while your girlfriend, whose time of the month it is, sprays him with her ketchup. Then, after that, you both watch some obese guy from Texas who hasn’t eaten in an hour lick it all off.
Jimmy
I work in construction here in Alaska, and it gets mighty cold. I often like to listen to his music when I’m taking a hot bath, and scrubbing myself with a fragrant lotion made from local berries, wash myself off, then ram a jack hammer up my ass, and rev that sucker up as high as it will go!
Bill.
I gotta admit to thinkin about an ice cold bath with him and a trained seal right now. Only problem is, I’m flying a Jumbo Jet over the Atlantic right now. Maybe I can give my copilot a little surprise instead when he falls asleep, and has his mouth open.
Love the Beebster, Rodger.
I jus loves that way he moves. Give me him in a seafood bikini, if you know what i’m sayin, an I’LL give you aal one big locker extinction, if you know what i’m sayin, yeah!
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