The Seventeen article isn’t exactly a probing piece on the Beebs — you already knew his first kiss was at 13 and that his celebrity crush is on Beyonce. Or at least I did. But I did NOT know that Justin Bieber’s favorite fast food is Subway. Mine’s Taco Bell, so unfortunately that’s one less thing I have in common with him, and probably one more thing standing in my way of becoming Mrs. Justin Bieber. But if you’d like to potentially becoming Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, Seventeen has helpfully included a quiz to determine the likelihood of that happening.
The Seventeen interview also goes on to reveal a kind of sadly existential side of Justin Bieber: when asked what he dreamt of recently, he answered “I dreamt about blackness because I don’t dream. I just fall asleep, see black, and wake up.” Dude, I’m sorry but that is a bummer. Sweeter dreams, Justin Bieber. Sweeter dreams.